I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
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How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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