I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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