the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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