This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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