I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
wow bdsm is so cute
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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