I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
two words...techno handjob
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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