we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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