so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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