I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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