apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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