I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
send nudes
from the living room?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Randomize