we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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