sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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