We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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