margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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