he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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