I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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