I swear she didn't look like that last week.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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