But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
and she was petting her beer can
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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