Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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