Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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