I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Randomize
