he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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