Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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