he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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