chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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