So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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