they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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