so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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