didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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