Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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