My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize