So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He did a backflip because drugs
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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