Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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