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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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