Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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