One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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