He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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