we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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