Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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