I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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