I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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