Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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