Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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