Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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