I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
