so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Randomize
