Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Who died my cat blue again?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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