i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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