If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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