The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Do vagina's smell?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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