Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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